A bloated, dead mouse was found in the kitchen at work today. Poison had been put down because there's a bit of a problem with them in the building.
I got chatting to our facilities manager who told me that the pest control company we use has UB40's Rat in Mi Kitchen as its telephone hold music. Genius.
For those unfamiliar with the song by the 80's Brummie band here's a live version complete with original extended intro.