So another top secret file has been left lying about for any old joe unscrupulous to find. What sort of idiots are we employing to look after these things? Don't they have a section on the recruitment questionnaire to tease out the forgetful and scatterbrained:
You have a top secret document you need to read, do you:
A) Leave it safely locked up in your highly secure office
B) Lock it up in a brief case which you keep with you at all times and take it home to read
C) Put it in an orange envelope with a copy of a magazine you happen to be reading earlier and leave it on the seat of a commuter train
Honestly, what a fuckwit.